I would like to collect some money from an IPO that will take a lot of customers. It speaks a lot already about the launch of Facebook stock. Probably both speculators and the public will participate in the Facebook IPO. If the result will not be as estimated, Facebook users will begin to disappear as they appeared lately. It was life before Facebook and other social networks like mylife or myspace. We will live if Facebook will not be so fancy and trendy anymore or the Facebook IPO goes wrong.
However, I have ten reasons to hate Facebook and 10 reasons why I would like to be Mark Zuckerberg. 800 milion users have Facebook. How many are like me ? I do not want to be the facebook account, are simply personal reasons for not agree Facebook network. It’s just a personal opinion and not a reason why others should not be to make an account on facebook or follow my idea.
At the risk of losing three of my four readers that I am :)), I will respond to the start-up that gives me no peace for a while here. We have to develop some reasons why I hate the Facebook account. “No account, NO! You can not physically exist if you are not online! “Yo, here I am. At least physically, and I go there quite well.
Let’s explain why we did not, I will not live in Facebook account:
* What is the world breaks me, if I want to know what is doing my friend X, I find at least three ways to find out: Can I ask personally; I am able to give him a call, can write a letter – of any kind ! – Can I ask his mother, etc.
* I do not like gossip, I break up about who fucks and who still loves, who with who still combines or Bring slippers
* I do not care that he bought a bicycle, car, a big plate of grains, a new toilet lid, sushi, blackberry, htc, BMW, shit on a stick, a brace us, a few commas, etc.
* I do not want to have a list of 900 friends who speak: often with five, sometimes with three and never with the rest – because they are not my friends, are friends of a friend of a friend of a cousin to someone – you clearly do not know, that friend is a friend of …
* I do not want to know who you eat or drink and what
* I do not want to see a John (Jane) DOE drunk in the club “do not know”, breaking into figures in each of the 98 photos posted last night, LIVE, directly from his/her fancy phone
* “Everyone should have at least 823 photos Profile”? I see you the shit you have done if you had to developed those photos and then to scan.
* I do not want to live and do things just for the sake of posting them on Facebook to see their friends and enjoy spite crack for me
* Because it’s just a trend that will pass over a year or two, I had myspace – rest in peace, I had profile on hi5, I had professionals on LinkedIn (still receiving invitations from those professionals), I had orkut, Bebo, Friendster, Facebook soon we will have had and moved on fuckUonline (do not know if there is, but why not?)
* I do not want to recommend flower girls or boys, music or singing by people you do not know (but which, under paragraph four are on my list of friends) I do not want to play any stupig game
* There was a time when I was a fan of IRC (mIRC – detter understandable) Well, at some point I realized how much crowd gathers there and I left that environment now, all that crowd moved to Facebook, after a in which there was both IRC and the haifaiv
Sometimes, this noisy IPO’s like Facebook are trading significantly below the levels their stocks reached during their public debuts. Good early examples are LinkedIn and Pandora.
PS: I’m not antisocial, I have enough friends. But I prefer to meet them around a table and in front of a cold beer , not online.